J'avais promis d'arrêter avec Zidane, mais bon ... :
First, I love the fact that Zidane used a soccer move against his victim. He headed the guy like he’d head a soccer ball. Apparently he’s very good at heading things. If you haven’t seen the video, it’s impressive.
I wonder if other professionals attack people using the skills they picked up on the job. Would a pizza maker throw his victim in the air and twirl him? Would a shoe salesman tie the attacker’s laces together? Would a fireman grab him by the hose? These are the questions that keep me up.
My favorite part of the story is that Zidane’s ejection probably cost his team the World Cup championship. Zidane said in a news conference “I tell myself that if things happened this way, it’s because somewhere up there it was decided that way.”
So I try to imagine God making this decision about how to end the World Cup. He was probably talking to one of the sporty angels; let’s call him Jose.
God: “How do you think we should end this World Cup, Jose?”
Jose: “Kill them all with lightning!”
God: “Nah. Too obvious. I want something unique.”
La suite à lire chez Scott Adams.
Sinon, le billet (presque sérieux) du jour chez Hervé Resse.
