Sur le Science Creative Quarterly :
"The first secret that no one talks about is quite simple: babies are amazing creatures that look a lot like you only they are much, much smaller. Now who ever told you that? No one, right? Also, you may know that children of all ages are little balls of energy. But did you know that if one is not careful, they may spontaneously combust. Yep, happens hundreds of times each year. Similarly, if your child screams like he or she is possessed, they probably are."
"Finally, it is important to know that Children communicate telepathically. If you ever notice them staring off into the distance, it is because a new signal is coming in. I think this is because they are secretly planning the domination of much of the Earth’s resources, especially for some odd reason, coal. Either that or they are sending updates about baseball scores."
